April 17, 2008
We are all so excited that the Pope is in America. Here are some pointers to remember when you meet him, brought to you by this guy:
Popetiquette: The Pontiff will always attempt to eat his soup course with a scepter until he is gently corrected by the host’s wife.
Popetiquette: The Pontiff will always offer the last scone to the least attractive person at his table; and you’re not allowed to cry.
Popetiquette: While dining with the Pontiff, if you stump him on New Testament trivia, he has to give you a piggyback ride around the table.
Popetiquette: If you find the Pontiff’s pot of gold, he has to grant you one wish.