Mothers’ Day


May 10, 2008

Happy Mothers’ Day to all you hard working and fabulous mothers out there!

I for one am especially hard working and super-fabulous, that’s why I have comprised a list for Berlyn to surprise me with on Mothers’ Day morning, along with fresh squeezed orange juice and breakfast in bed.

Adorable flats in a size 6 please:


a gun dish, to throw my keys on when I get home:


camera lens bracelets made out of vintage camera parts:


fancy coffee mug:


MARC by marc jacobs barrette:


heirloom tomato plant:


Here is a list of things I would NOT like for Mothers’ Day:

Croc heels:


granny panties from JC Penny’s


…and a visor organizer designed to fit 7 pounds of crap on your HAT.



Bossy says: Ditto. Totally, right down to the cute yellow flats. And no Visor-ganizers for her either.

by BOSSY on May 10, 2008

So…how did you make out? I hope you got the gun dish.

by Eric on May 12, 2008

I purchased the Croc heels for Julie and she loved them. They are an everyday wear for her. Maybe you should reconsider.

by Andy Brazelton on May 14, 2008

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Mothers’ Day Gifts


April 23, 2008

Mothers’ Day is rapidly approaching, and this year I have decided against the gifts I usually give. Not that there is anything illicitly wrong with giving a picture of me in a frame dusted with glitter and sequins, but I have decided to be a bit more original, and practical. Because really, you can only have so many macaroni necklaces and hand-sculpted ashtrays.

While flipping through a series of online catalogs, I came across Miles Kimball. And I thought to myself, JACKPOT!!

Here are a few ideas that are in the running for a perfect Mother’s Day gift:

White yard geese that my mom can dress in a variety of ways, depending on her mood, or the seasons.

Rock-a-billy geese:


Christmas present geese:


Yard gnome geese:


Magnifying Makeup Specs:

No more squinting and straining to see if you’re applying your makeup accurately. Metal framed specs have hinged lenses that flip up and down. Have a clear, 3.0x magnified view with one eye, as you make up the other eye. In a satin pouch.


…and my personal favorite:

Super Kegel™ Exerciser

Regular exercise with the Super Kegel™ helps tone and strengthen pelvic floor muscles as it helps slim and tighten thighs, buttocks, and lower abdominal muscles. Steel exerciser has a padded vinyl cover. Includes a 9-page booklet and detailed exercise chart. Effective for men and women.


Happy Mothers’ Day Mom!


love it!

by amy on April 23, 2008

These are hilarious!! Thanks for sharing!

by kathy on April 23, 2008

LOL. If this was my first time visiting your blog, I’d be running the other way screaming ‘lunatic’. 🙂 I can’t believe there is a kegel exercise equipment.

by Marketing Mama on April 23, 2008

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Happy Easter


March 23, 2008


He is risen, He is risen indeed!

Mark 16:6


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