Mothers’ Day

Happy Mothers’ Day to all you hard working and fabulous mothers out there!

I for one am especially hard working and super-fabulous, that’s why I have comprised a list for Berlyn to surprise me with on Mothers’ Day morning, along with fresh squeezed orange juice and breakfast in bed.

Adorable flats in a size 6 please:

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a gun dish, to throw my keys on when I get home:

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camera lens bracelets made out of vintage camera parts:

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fancy coffee mug:

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MARC by marc jacobs barrette:

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heirloom tomato plant:

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Here is a list of things I would NOT like for Mothers’ Day:

Croc heels:

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granny panties from JC Penny’s

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…and a visor organizer designed to fit 7 pounds of crap on your HAT.

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Mothers’ Day Gifts

Mothers’ Day is rapidly approaching, and this year I have decided against the gifts I usually give. Not that there is anything illicitly wrong with giving a picture of me in a frame dusted with glitter and sequins, but I have decided to be a bit more original, and practical. Because really, you can only have so many macaroni necklaces and hand-sculpted ashtrays.

While flipping through a series of online catalogs, I came across Miles Kimball. And I thought to myself, JACKPOT!!

Here are a few ideas that are in the running for a perfect Mother’s Day gift:

White yard geese that my mom can dress in a variety of ways, depending on her mood, or the seasons.

Rock-a-billy geese:

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Christmas present geese:

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Yard gnome geese:

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Magnifying Makeup Specs:

No more squinting and straining to see if you’re applying your makeup accurately. Metal framed specs have hinged lenses that flip up and down. Have a clear, 3.0x magnified view with one eye, as you make up the other eye. In a satin pouch.

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…and my personal favorite:

Super Kegelâ„¢ Exerciser

Regular exercise with the Super Kegelâ„¢ helps tone and strengthen pelvic floor muscles as it helps slim and tighten thighs, buttocks, and lower abdominal muscles. Steel exerciser has a padded vinyl cover. Includes a 9-page booklet and detailed exercise chart. Effective for men and women.

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Happy Mothers’ Day Mom!