There’s this website that takes the photos of the mother, father, and baby, and then tells you who your baby more closely resembles.
Before I reveal the outcome of the results, I must tell you that I am naturally a very competitive person. I enjoy feeling triumphant and victorious, and the thought that I am more superior in all ways occasionally finds its way into my mind. Needless to say, there was a lot riding on the results.
So, I submitted this picture of Pat and me:
and this picture of Berlyn:
The website did this neat-o scanning thing, and I felt like I was uploading Top Secret documents for the FBI.
The results were: (Drum roll please.) Berlyn looks 13% more like HER FATHER!!
So, if you want to make my day, casually let me know that Berlyn has my tenacity, passion, or amazing fashion sense.