You’re Either In or You’re OUT

Because I am so savvy in the ways of the world, I thought I would enlighten you, my dear readers, on what is hip and sassy. I’m considering it my public service for the day– you’re welcome.

In: Hybrid
Out: Hummer

In: Obama

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Out: Hillary

In: traveling to third world countries

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Out: traveling to Hawaii

In: having twins

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Out: having a vaginal birth

In: Twitter

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Out: carrier pigeons

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In: pomegranate

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Out: plantain

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In: hyper-color t shirts

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Out: polo shirts
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In: reusable shopping bags

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Out: plastic bags that destroy the environment

In: acai

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Out: Red Bull

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In: dogs

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Out: cats

In: the iPhone
Out: the Razr

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In: Kanye West

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Out: R. Kelly

In: Facebook
Out
: Myspace

In: complaining about the economy
Out: mortgage brokers

In: cupcakes

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Out: cake you have to eat with a fork

10 thoughts on “You’re Either In or You’re OUT

  1. yeah…i mostly agree too, but you haven’t met my 25 pound cat. truman rocks – he will never be out (well…at least until the day we have PUT him out…sad).

  2. I will NEVER give up my Red Bull (that is when I’m not pregnant)! and hyper-color t-shirts? again? circa 1991. no, thanks, i’ll skip them this time around.

  3. That’s so doggist–cats are not out! In fact, dogs should soon be on the way out, what with the way they leave poop on the ground that washes in to our precious ocean. So not environmentally friendly.

    I’m with your other commenters: Hawaii generally, not out, although perhaps Maui is.

    And BTW, good riddance, polo shirts!

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