the Hippo Brigade

Why Not Wyoming?

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May 11, 2009

Here is a screen shot of my readership in America:

See that white square in the middle? Yup, that’s Wyoming. It’s white because no one reads the Hippo over there. What gives? 

Wyoming looks like a beautiful place to go. Maybe Wyoming is mad because I’ve never visited.

Hey Wyomingites, Wyomingtons? Wyomings?  I’ll totally visit, promise.  Yellowstone National Park is there and they have geysers. Which is like the equivalent of giving the ground below us a bazooka.

And this guy’s in charge,

 

and he looks like a pretty sweet dude. 

Perhaps I should blog about my extensive Native American jewelry collection I acquired from QVC designed by Heidi Klum.

Or maybe I should blog about my new pet bison? Yup, it’s true. I got a new pet, his name is Baxter and he’s an 800 pound beautiful American Bison. I keep him in my backyard and he mainly eats grass and the occasional house cat. He likes when I rub behind his ears and he poops mounds the size of  Toyota Corollas. 

That should get some readers in Wyoming. Fingers crossed.