Two of my most favorite things about having a baby:

I get to talk to myself throughout the day. My internal dialogue just runs all day long, out loud.
I can fart and blame it on my baby. “Oh…wow, Berlyn, you stinky girl.”

Motherhood is so glamorous

you’re going to give our daughter a complex. she is not a stinky girl, she’s the nicest smelling child i have ever smelt.

by beckey on November 30, 2007

you’re missing the point. I’M THE STINKY GIRL. and you posted under my name, which is confusing to myself and my throng of readers

by beckey on November 30, 2007

oh, i get the point. i’m just not sure how comfortable i am with you transferring your embarrassing bowel issues onto our daughter.

and to all of your readers, i apologize for the confusion with comment names. #1 was written by me, pat.

by pat on November 30, 2007

EEEWWW! Seriously…ew.

by Ryan on December 3, 2007

I have already blamed some of the melodious sounds that come out of my bottom on my newborn. It truly is one of the many blessings of motherhood.

by Jenielle on December 3, 2007

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