HIPPO BRIGADE

This is what happens when you don’t sleep at night, and then drink too much caffeine to offset the sleepiness.

February 18, 2010

I just want you to know that I’m trying to write a blog post right now, but for some reason I can’t concentrate.

It’s like my brain is on the phone with a Swedish inventor named Hjalmar, and is holding up a finger like, hang on a minute…

But I can’t wait a minute, STUPID BRAIN! I have things to do, so hang up the phone already, and pay attention!

Plus my eyes are all blurry. And the computer screen looks like I spent all day swimming in a chlorinated pool with my eyes open, and then stared at one of those Magic Eye pictures that they used to sell in the mall, but then had to stop, because sales were low, because everyone realized that those things are pure crap, and finding the dinosaur was only fun the first time, and your friends really don’t care, and now they think you’re super lame for spending $34.95 on that junky picture that you have to work for. Who wants to work to see a dinosaur?

I sure as hell don’t

I mean, really?

Would you rather look at this:

Or this: