That Economy. It’s so in right now.

7 Comments

October 29, 2008

The Market keeps spiking in both directions! Mortgage crisis! Jobs at risk!!! People can’t travel, can’t afford milk, can’t buy gas!!
We all know it’s super shitty, and everybody keeps blaming crap on it…Then it got me thinking, what  can I blame on the economy:

My low blog stats
Not fitting into my “so tight, I might get a yeast infection,” jeans
Puffy and purple under-eye circles
My daughter’s morning tantrums
Sarah Palin 2012
This hot, dry weather
My intolerance to lactose
Mormons
Hang nails
Being constipated
Hannah Montana songs

7 Comments:

Lactose intolerance: I have no patience for lactose and I won’t stand for it.

by Amanda on October 29, 2008

i can’t afford to get my hair cut and colored. i’m personally not loving my at home Clariol hair color.

by gorillabuns on October 29, 2008

I would like to blame the economy for this months wonky zit on my face, oh and carrot cake I had for lunch.

by Dena on October 29, 2008

I blame the economy for making my body store excess fat just incase their is a food shortage:(

by jenielle on October 29, 2008

Wha? I thought my low blog stats were due to the economy.

by dgm on October 30, 2008

I blame Bert’s unibrow, and Ernie’s aloofness.

by Jen on November 7, 2008

I just discovered your blog (which is why I’m commenting on a post that is over a year old) and I LOVE it! This post I find especially endearing because I am a Mormon and now I can blame myself on the economy! Awesome! I can’t wait to read more hilarious posts

by liz on April 14, 2010

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