September 8, 2011
Everyone has been complaining about the heat, and everyone keeps sweating on me. So I’ve done the most logical thing I can think of.
I locked myself and the children indoors. ALL DAY.
We sat in front of the air vents and let the cool air blow all over our sweaty faces.
Aaahhh. Air conditioning.
When you have air conditioning do you really need deodorant? Nope.
You don’t really need a shower either, that is if you don’t go outside.
And you can go ahead and omit that bra too. I mean, if you’re not going anywhere, right?
Unless one of those kids who is selling chocolate for his little league team knocks at your door. Then you should put that bra back on, you don’t want to traumatize the neighbor kid. But honestly, selling chocolate in this weather? Crazy. So you buy two melted King Sized Kit-Kats, shut the door, then take your bra back off.
Oozy chocolate. Yum.
So what did we do all day if we didn’t go outside?
First I sedated them with the alluring powers of the T.V.
Then I got sleepy, because all that air conditioning made me real tired, so I decided to take a nap.
Finally my kids started pawing at the doors and windows.
As it turns out it doesn’t behoove anyone to keep your frisky children indoors all day. They go a bit crazy. So I cracked the door and they ran off like a stampeed of wild-something-or-others.
At least I tried.