Sweatpants

Let’s just pause for a moment and be grateful that sweatpants are acceptable to wear in public. Yes, I know some of you are gasping in horror; why would anyone actually wear sweatpants out in public? And I have an answer for you, BECAUSE THEY’RE COMFY! I love me some sweatpants. I wear them most days, especially if I am just going to be dawdling around the house with my little munchkin. And yes, she has sweatpants too. There is a spectrum that a vast majority of my sweatpants lie within:

I have my “I’m not leaving the house in these” pants. They are a sassy pair that are obnoxiously too tight and are adorned with sequins, because, let’s face it, I’m fancy.

I have my “I feel like doing yoga” pants. These are a cotton-coated spandex pair that somehow make me feel skinny. I neglect the hole that has formed near the bottom of the pants and continue to wear them, because, again, I feel skinny.

And lastly, I have my “let’s go to lunch”pants. These are the Cadalic of sweatpants. These are as nice as sweatpants get, and they make my butt look cute, plus I don’t have to worry about eating too much at lunch-hello drawstring!

Here are some of my favorites: