the Hippo Brigade

Starstruck

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October 22, 2009

I never see famous people.

I had this wacky dream once that Jessica Simpson wanted to go shopping with me, and I had to tell her no becauase she dressed too skanky, and I didn’t want to be her friend anymore.

That was the extent of my celebrity encounters.

Until last night.

I saw Kate Hudson.

Whatever no big deal. Celebrities need to go shopping with their baseball playing boyfriends in Newport Beach just as much as I do.

Except it was a big deal.

I forgot what I should be doing with my hands.

There I was in the tiny Ever store at Fashion Island with pit stains on my shirt and chocolate sauce smeared on my lips from the Mc Donald’s hot fudge sundae I just devoured. And when she walked in I suddenly became so aware of how dowdy and ratty I look.

I tried to look like I was shopping, but all I could do is gawk. I mean, it’s frickin Kate Hudson, she’s kind of a big deal. And apparently Alex Rodriguez was with her, but since I don’t give a rat’s ass about baseball, I couldn’t have cared less.

A few hours later I was in Bloomingdale’s, and there she was again. And then I kept seeing her.

I’m sure she was stalking me.

Gosh, some people.

After that I was bored.

And if a Kate Hudson sighting wasn’t cool enough for this blog post. I also saw Laurie from the Real Housewives from Orange County at Saks today.

And it can be confirmed that she bought a new sparkle tank top.