HIPPO BRIGADE

Q/A with Hippo Brigade

People love to google crap. This is true. I personally google at least 12 times a day. And my day does not feel whole or worth while (is it worth while or worth wild??) unless I do. It’s a strange compulsion–but judging from my website stats, you people are strange too. All kinds of googling is going on, and my cute little website is coming up, and YOU’RE CLICKING ON IT!! WHooo hoo! But the best part is seeing what kinds of stuff you’re googling, and I’m noticing a trend, you’re googling a lot about hippos and personal hygiene. I don’t write about hippos much, and for that, I’m sorry. And as for personal hygiene, I’m certainly not the authority, but I’ll gladly help out. The crazy part is, you clicked on my website to find the answer to your hippo/hygiene/miscellaneous questions, but sadly, I did not provide an answer, so I’m going to help you out a bit. Here it goes:

The bold text is taken word-for-word from what was googled

deodorant and our every day life-Yes, this is essential. After a shower apply deodorant. And again if you’re going out at night, or if you just had sex, or if you just did a presentation, or a tap dance duet.

hippopotamus breast milk-what the heck do you need to know about hippopotamus breast milk? You sicko.

armpits stink when mixed with deodorant-this might be because you are missing one integral step to the deodorant application process, which is: SHOWER FIRST. This may help. Try it out and let me know how it goes.

do hippos fart out of their mouth-No. They fart out of their anus like every other animal.

hippo video eaten people-Let’s address your grammar, replace eaten with eating, and perhaps you will have more success with finding your horrifying video.

how big and ugly are hippos-You’re big and ugly. Hippos are beautiful and majestic.

how does hippo take a shit-they squat in a quiet place. Or poop in the water.

how hard can a hippo crush-I don’t understand the question.

how to keep my armpits clean every day-two words: SOAP and WATER

perm makes my hair smell like corn chips-the first 72 hours after getting a perm, you are not supposed to wash your hair. After that, lather, rinse, repeat with a mild shampoo, and see if that helps. I recommend Shampoo One by Paul Mitchell or S Factor sulfate free which both smell marvelous, and nothing like corn chips.

please help! my armpits smell bad- What is with you people?? Take a SHOWER!!

pictures of hippos peeing-Why? Why would you want to see this? Well here’s a video to satisfy your peeing and pooping quandaries of the hippo:

sissies in wool tights
tight moms
I’m going to group these two together and assume you’re trying to find porn. I’m so glad you found my site instead, and let me say, I’m flattered. Now go read the Bible.