Pieces of me


July 16, 2010

I had some moles removed today.

I miss them already.

Especially the hairs that grew egregiously out of them.

They were taken from me and then, against their will, put in tubes with tight fitting lids to be taken somewhere unknown.

**Test are being run.

Moles are being sliced open.

Hairs, strewn about.**

But then what?



KFC secret recipe?

I’ve had a few body parts taken; some organs, some teeth, and now some moles.

But where do these things go?

Does the doctor put my placenta in a doggie bag, double-knot it, and alley-oop it into the trash, on top of  a banana peel and used paper towels?

Or maybe all my parts go into a special collection?

Perhaps it’s metal drawer with my name on it.

My drawer would have stickers on it.

Or those bejewled crystals that spell out my name.

In pink. Naturally.

Maybe they store all my pieces in a big freezer, and one day, when they get enough pieces, they can make another me.

It’s like winning the Lottery!

Can you imagine? Two of me?

But the other me wouldn’t be as cute. She’d be all awkward, and globby. She have patchy skin, mainly comprised of discarded moles and old finger nail clippings. She’d have a toothy grin with a total of 6 teeth (4 wisdom teeth and 2 incisors), and her body would be two placentas and two umbilical cords cinching everything in place.

I mean, she’d still be hot.

Just not as cute.


They’ve already started cloning you. And then? The clones will work for the Republican party!

by Libby on July 16, 2010

Naturally, she’d still be hot.

by Suz Broughton on July 18, 2010

I have had quite a few moles removed, being a ranga and all with white skin…sadly I scar like you wouldn’t believe and the amount of people that ask me what the scars on my arms are from in unbelievable. I tell them they are cigarette burns from when I was tortured for being too cool. Naturally they don’t believe me.

by Toni on July 18, 2010

ha! I love this

by Lora on July 19, 2010

Moles are part of the secret recipe? My momma always said they were mushrooms!

by MomZombie on July 25, 2010

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