Phantom Poo Residue

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April 12, 2011

I still feel like there’s poo on my right index finger.

Like there’s a little smudgie right there next to my fingernail; where I keep the hangnails and dried skin calluses.

I changed Hudson’s diaper over an hour ago, and have washed my hands twice since then with lots of foamy soap and really hot water, but for some reason I can’t shake the the feeling that there is a phantom poo residue, sitting next to me, on my finger.

If it was really there, I’d don’t think I’d be typing with this much enthusiasm. Or at the very least, I wouldn’t be using the right index finger. I’d be holding it up, high above the keyboard like an impish floating fariy, supervising the work of the other 9 poo-less fingers.

I definitely would’t be scratching this blackhead that is right above my lip and below my nose with such abandoned vigor.

I certainly wouldn’t be using my right index finger to extricate the remaining hummus out of the container, and then licking shamelessly.

I wouldn’t be biting the rouge hangnail on said finger, and then chewing the torn off skin between my front teeth before I savored the flesh, and then spit it across the room.

Certainly not.

But just as a safety precaution, I think I’ll wash my hands a third time.

 

6 Comments:

Remind me never to kiss you if I ever meet you.

by MomZombie on April 12, 2011

…nor should you shake my hand.

by beckey on April 12, 2011

Sometimes that Phantom-Poo residue lasts for hours. You better Germex too just in case.

by Kelly on April 12, 2011

That’s how all that OCD begins for all of us. Thanks for commenting on my blog today 🙂

by Mrs. Tuna on April 12, 2011

I can still tell you exactly where the poo was on my finger last week. Or maybe that was hummus. They look the same.

Did I just ruin hummus for you?

by Libby on April 13, 2011

Totally get what you mean. Happened with me last week picking up dog poo. is that worse or better than baby poo??

just found you blog. how refreshing you are. Thanks.

by Jenn on April 20, 2011

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