May 21, 2010
I think something might be wrong with me.
Because my ears get really cold when a draft rushes past them, and then they start to sting and cause my brain to hurt.
Here are times this has happened:
- While riding a bike
- When I’m jogging
- When it’s windy
- When I’m on the Dumbo ride at Disneyland and the temperature is less than 72 degrees fahrenheit.
- And when I’m streaking past your mamma’s house at 2 a.m.
I’ve never talked to a doctor about it, but I’m pretty sure it’s my body’s way of making sure my brain doesn’t leak out of my ears when the wind kicks up. Because wind can totally blow the brains out of some one’s ears if it’s strong enough. I saw it once on a Youtube video, and Youtube videos don’t lie.
But instead of running indoors where the wind can’t get my precious brain, I hide my ears under various pieces of clothing.
Most times I look quite fetching, wouldn’t you agree?
You’d think I’d get smart and buy myself a pair of ear muffs.
But I can’t commit, because I haven’t seen any that I really like.
Until I saw these bad boys:
Man, I’ll bet her ears never get cold, and her brain stays in her head, right where it belongs.