My dog has a stinky hole.
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June 8, 2009
She periodically releases her anal glands and the fish oil smell mixed with butt permeates every crevice of my home.
Oh, you don’t know what anal glands are? Let me explain,they’re these internal sacs on either side of her rectum that collect poo juice right before she lays a stinky dump. It’s the stuff that helps dogs identify each other. And apparently they release when they are stressed, or overly excited, or in my dog’s case, while taking a non-stressful, and non-exciting nap.
She most recently ‘released’ on my couch.
On MY couch. In the corner where I find myself most often while watching So You Think You Can Dance, while eating raspberry jelly chocolate sticks from Trader Joe’s.
Only I can’t get comfortable in my spot, and eat my raspberry jelly sticks, and watch my favorite dancing show anymore because my bichon decided to dribble her poo sauce all over MY SPOT!
I threw the spray nozzle of the Febreze across the room and just poured the whole bottle all over my couch.
Still smells.
Only now, it smells like a field of dandelions covered in dog poop.
Then I vacuumed.
Still smells.
I sprayed with stain remover and steam cleaned the cushions.
I steam cleaned my couch cushions, people!!
Still smells.
I removed the cushion covers and threw them into the washing machine.
Still smells.
I think there’s only one thing left to do.
Vacuum, steam clean, and Febreze my dog’s asshole.
I think your dog needs an analglandectomy. That way she can go around committing hijinks on other dogs and not getting called out for it. Think of it as removing a burglar’s fingerprints. Totally win-win.
by dgm on June 8, 2009
Oh, I SO FEEL YOUR PAIN. I have Boston Terriers and there asshole is no picnic either. My vet told me he would show me how to do the whole anal gland thing myself and I not very politely declined.
by ShellyD on June 8, 2009
Poor Zozo.
by Dena Lucas on June 10, 2009
I am a cat person, which means I’ve never had a dog. Thanks to the wonderful world of blogs I’m reading about canine anal glands on a weekly basis. Who knew? But now I’m wondering if cats have them, too? And men who drink too much beer?
by MomZombie on June 15, 2009
Hysterical.
I had a dog who had internal anal glands that had to be expressed. Not by me. A groomer person who charged $20, even though I would have paid a million.
by Marinka on June 26, 2009
I HATE the dog fish smell!!! My dog does it too. If you ever figure out how the hell to get that disgusting smell out of stuff I would love to know!!!
by Casey on July 16, 2009
It’s midnight and my boyfriend and I are currently dealing with this issue. Thanks for sharing youre story.
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