August 10, 2012
My kids are addicted to Gorilla Munch. It’s this fancy organic cereal that they sell at Whole Foods for eleventy dollars, and has a gorilla and a bowl of munch on the box. Which poses the question, is that gorilla going to eat all that cereal? Do gorilla’s even like cereal? I thought they just ate bananas.
One day I’ll wise up and just buy them Kix, because it’s basically the same thing, but cost a ton less, only Kix doesn’t help save the rainforest. Plus,Kix doesn’t have the option on their box to sponsor a gorilla. Decisions, decisions… If I had my very own gorilla, I’d teach it to eat cereal and name her Miriam, because that’s a pretty name, and gorillas in general, aren’t very pretty.