HIPPO BRIGADE

I Have Robots Cleaning My House

My life was made easier when I got robots to clean my house. My pragmatic dad and my step-mom like to buy me domestic gifts. These are the things I have received from them since I have been married: a stand mixer, a sewing machine, a vacuum, countless kitchen utensils, an iron and the robots I am about to tell you about. This is a good thing because I don’t want to spend my money on stuff like that, I’d rather spend 300 dollars on shoes, not a vacuum. So for Christmas last year and my birthday this year I was introduced to the Roomba and the Scooba, otherwise known as a little bit of awesome. The Roomba vacuums my house when I don’t want to, and the Scooba mops my floors. This is genius! I just turn the crazy things on, and lay on the couch with a martini and a bowl of cocoa puffs.