I have developed an allergic reaction to working out.


July 15, 2008

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday morning I have committed myself to working out. Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday morning I shimmy my thighs into a pair of spandex pants that squeeze the excess and make it look less excessive. And Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday I stomp my unpedicured feet into my cushy gym shoes, grab my baby, and head out the door–Without drinking a cup of coffee.

Then I meet up with some bright and sunshiny girls with their babies and we start intensely walking up hills. I love intensely walking up hills, no really I do, I’m totally serious. Especially when my ass starts to burn a bit. I like to envision all the bad-for-me food I ate the day before is just melting off, does that make me weird?

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday morning, an hour after the endorphins leave me alone, after I take my cushy gym shoes off, and Berlyn settles in for a nap, I get a migraine. At first it starts off dull and pansy-assed. So I try to ignore it and drink loads of water to stave it off. But then it starts to peck at my temples, sinuses, jaw, and neck. And If I don’t take a 5 hour nap right then and there, I’m pretty much screwed for the rest of my day. I don’t think this is a fair trade. Maybe it’s my lack of caffeine in the morning, or perhaps my body is rejecting physical activity.

I’m starting to think I’m better off laying on the couch


Do you eat anything before you go? I know that I get a headache after working out if I don’t eat. I like to do light protein shakes. Also, if you didn’t drink enough water the day before that might do it too. That totally sucks though!!!

by Jamye on July 15, 2008

I have noticed anytime I go running my legs itch, I like to pretend that its activating those muscles I never use, but I kind of just think they aren’t a huge fan of working out either. Maybe you need to drink more water before you exercise, or maybe we should start a campaign that proves exercise is not so great. I would rather be out of shape then get a migraine every time. That sucks though.

by Lisa on July 15, 2008

So there is an allergy to exercise? I knew it. Not that I am allergic to it, but now I can tell people that I am when they ask me if I work out. “Oh no, I can’t work out, I’m allergic. Yes, that is right allergic.” How does that sound?

by Dena on July 15, 2008

I’m thinking dehydration and/or lack of food, especially if you are doing hills. Or maybe your hills are so steep you’re suffering from altitude sickness (in which case the answer is to hydrate).

by dgm on July 16, 2008

[…] dehydrated, but I’ve been taking Advil and drinking water ever since. Maybe I’m simply allergic to exercise? I don’t know, it might be necessary to rethink this whole losing weight […]

by A conflict of interests « Amanda’s Blog on July 17, 2008

Its the lack of caffeine and food.

by Miss Pinky on July 25, 2008

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