Comments on: I can’t stand when people cough loud

By: Audrey at Barking Mad

Audrey at Barking Mad — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 02:30:11 +0000

I’m sorry, I can’t leave a coherent comment because I’m laughing too damned hard.

The only thing worse than coughing is hearing someone chew their food. It makes me all stabby!

By: melinda

melinda — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 19:22:57 +0000

“… so then I stabbed the guy”

By: Bellacantare

Bellacantare — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 20:52:57 +0000

I feel like there’s at least a reason for when people have coughing attacks like this, what I DON’T understand and find equally, if not more so, disgusting, is the guy down the hall that hocks up a lugie at least a few times a day in my presence (who knows how many more times it’s done outside of my presence). He doesn’t spit (is that an upside??), he just keeps bringing it back up over and over. It’s like a nervous tick, like the type of person that needs to clear their throat before they speak, he hocks up a lugie. I can’t possibly replicate the noise in words, just take my word for it that it’s DISGUSTING AS HELL AND IT MAKES ME WANT TO BARF.

Aren’t you glad you brought up this topic now?

By: Hayli

Hayli — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 21:59:19 +0000

I’m a smoker.
and my coughs sound more like…
ECHHTPPPPPPPFTTTTTTT.KAAAAAAAAAAAAACK.
And not only do I do it at my vagina doctor’s office,
but I do it at the DMV too.
(all over the pens they make you use to fill out paperwork)
Hah.

By: Lora

Lora — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 12:59:14 +0000

the sound of coughing scrambles my aura.
and rachel ray plays at my obgyn

By: dgm

dgm — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 12:41:23 +0000

I had weird, vivid dreams like that when I was pregnant, too.

By: sarah

sarah — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 03:03:40 +0000

Welcome back.

By: Miss Yvonne

Miss Yvonne — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 00:52:04 +0000

There’s a lady in my office that has a coughing fit 2 or 3 times a day. EVERY DAMN DAY. She’ll cough so hard she almost vomits and then she says “Ugh this cough!”. I want to scream at her “Go to the damn doctor already!”

Gross

By: allie

allie — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 23:02:25 +0000

ugh! nothing is worse than when you have a snot-sucker in your office and while you can’t see her – you can definitely hear her and ALL the snot being forcefully sucked from the back of her throat only probably to be swallowed again and then she starts choking on it. that’s precisely the moment that i grab my iPhone and put in my headphones and turn up rage against the machine or something obnoxiously loud so i don’t have to hear the snot-sucker! and the best part is when she says “sorry… allergies!” i’m sorry, but don’t they have claritin or something to fix that?! GROSS!!!

i wish my gyno had emeril!