Hippo Brigade

Today marks a very pivotal day in my life: I will complete 1600 hours of cosmetology school! Yippie. I’m so frickin excited I can’t hold it all in! I’m finally finished!! And to celebrate, I have decided to make a chocolate mold of my ass, like those sassy hooligans on Girls Next Door, wait, I don’t watch that smut, Shoot, yes I do! Aahh, stop judging me! …instead have a bite of my ass, it’s chocolaty delicious.

Now that I am a professional hairstylist, I really need to get an incredibly crass and always tacky license plate frame, so that the old woman that I almost hit in the grocery store parking lot knows exactly what I do when I’m not trying to run over old ladies.

Here are some unsavory options:

Here are some disparaging options:

…and, of course, the cliche options:

I can’t decide. They’re all amazing. I think I should get all of them and switch them out daily.

5 Comments

Dena
10/6/08
10:29 am

Congratulations! I’m super proud of you!

Jeff Rogers
10/6/08
4:53 pm

Shouldn’t the license plate that says, “Blow Me” say “Blow You” (which is decidedly less hysterical), since YOU are the hairstylist?

I need a new hairstylist by the way…where are you going to work out of? When I say I need a new hairstylist, what I mean is…I need some style in my hair period.

Missed you guys on Sunday at Branches…but glad you got to celebrate your accomplishment! Congratulations!

Lisa
10/6/08
6:43 pm

Oh how I wish you could fix the stringy strawberry blond mess I call my hair!

The butt cake.. incredibly funny..

amanda
10/6/08
7:01 pm

I lovingly refer to your brother as “butt cake.” It’s only recently that I’ve had to adopt “dear” into my vocabulary because people in the grocery store frown at me.