Finally Finished!
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October 6, 2008
Today marks a very pivotal day in my life: I will complete 1600 hours of cosmetology school! Yippie. I’m so frickin excited I can’t hold it all in! I’m finally finished!! And to celebrate, I have decided to make a chocolate mold of my ass, like those sassy hooligans on Girls Next Door, wait, I don’t watch that smut, Shoot, yes I do! Aahh, stop judging me! …instead have a bite of my ass, it’s chocolaty delicious.
Now that I am a professional hairstylist, I really need to get an incredibly crass and always tacky license plate frame, so that the old woman that I almost hit in the grocery store parking lot knows exactly what I do when I’m not trying to run over old ladies.
Here are some unsavory options:
Here are some disparaging options:
…and, of course, the cliche options:
I can’t decide. They’re all amazing. I think I should get all of them and switch them out daily.
Congratulations! I’m super proud of you!
by Dena on October 6, 2008
Shouldn’t the license plate that says, “Blow Me” say “Blow You” (which is decidedly less hysterical), since YOU are the hairstylist?
I need a new hairstylist by the way…where are you going to work out of? When I say I need a new hairstylist, what I mean is…I need some style in my hair period.
Missed you guys on Sunday at Branches…but glad you got to celebrate your accomplishment! Congratulations!
by Jeff Rogers on October 6, 2008
Oh how I wish you could fix the stringy strawberry blond mess I call my hair!
The butt cake.. incredibly funny..
by Lisa on October 6, 2008
I lovingly refer to your brother as “butt cake.” It’s only recently that I’ve had to adopt “dear” into my vocabulary because people in the grocery store frown at me.
by amanda on October 6, 2008
Hooray for you! Congratulations! I’m partial to “I fix $7 haircuts” and “I’m a Beautician, Not a Magician.”
As for the butt mold (which sounds like a disease) . . . I’m speechless. Dig in?
by dgm on October 7, 2008
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