Dear purveyors of the Crystal Light Vitamin Enhanced Drink Mix,
A story: I was on my way to school last night when I opened my nalgene bottle to take a sip of water mixed with your Cherry Pomegranate Immunity on the Go packet. I sipped ever so gingerly, but even with my years of experience with drinking, (nudge- wink, you know what I mean) I still managed to dribble a little water on my white shirt. No problem, because it’s just water, right? WRONG!! After looking down at my shirt and discovering a soft pink stain emerging, a slew of dirty word explosions flew out of my mouth (okay, so I have a problem controlling my anger, and I’m working through that, thankyouverymuch). Needless to say, I had to flip the car around, go home and change, and yes, I was late.
You scabrous folks down there at the Crystal Light Lab think that we’re all a bunch of 3rd graders, don’t you? Well let me tell you something, if I wanted stains on my clothes and my water to be pink I’d drink Kool-Aid. Got it?
Please do us ADULTS a favor and don’t put unnecessary dyes in the water. I don’t really care if it’s pink, blue, or green, it’s totally wasted on me. I’m a simple lady and I find clear water to be just fine, plus I can really do without the pink mustache.
Cordially,
Beckey
P.S.
Enclosed you’ll find the bill for my dry cleaning. Thank you.
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by allie
June 13th, 2008
10:51 am
you my friend…need to invest in a “tide-to-go pen”. (they fit nicely in that secret compartment in your purse with your lipgloss and unmentionable monthly items). they will change your life!! they even work on black clothes - no stains. just rub it on the stain and voila! when it drys 2.17 minutes later, you’re as good as new!!
by Pete Dunn
June 14th, 2008
1:30 pm
I have spilled lunch sauce on my pants every day this week. So today, I’m just wearing yesterday’s pants and getting it over with.
by heart shaped hedges
June 14th, 2008
4:37 pm
Im a spiller. Mostly my favorite food, salsa…but pretty much anything I eat winds up on the front of my shirt. I always just blame it on my kids, tee hee hee.
Hey, I want to invite you to a Dove Chocolate Tasting party I am having…..Sun. June 22 at 7pm….let me know if you can make it and Ill send you directions. And….bring a bib
by Robin Dawn
June 29th, 2008
11:24 pm
hmmmm I ALWAYS spill, drop, smash, rub things into my clothes, right after putting them on…The worst is after being in the kitchen, and leaning against the sink to maybe grab something up high, my boobs have big ol’ wet spots on them. geesh.. thats what I get for being short and have droopy mommy boobies lol
I guess I need a tide pen.. Off to put that on my list, and of course right after spending tons at the store today, would go back, but I don’t want to take a loan pout for some gas!!!
Have a great day
Robin Dawn
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