Biscuits on the Brain
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January 14, 2010
I’m trying to concentrate on writing an inspiring and fascinating blog post, but how am I supposed to think straight when there are biscuits in the fridge? You know the biscuits I’m talking about, the ones that come in a tube that scare the shit out of you when you unwrap them, and you scream like an 8 year-old girl and drop your biscuits on the floor. And you think, BALLS! My biscuits are on the floor. But you’re crazy for those biscuits, like a rabid biscuit junkie, and you want the buttery processed goodness to go in your mouth immediately. So you dust off the dog hair, coffee grounds, and dried onion skins, but the dough is all sticky so dusting them off really just means rubbing it all in, and then you pop those suckers in the oven. Yeah, those are the biscuits I’m talking about. And I can’t get anything done with biscuits on the brain.
The bummer about them is that I only want like 2 or 3 as a snacky snack, but once that tube is open I have to bake them all, and then I end up eating all of them.
What? Don’t look at me like that.
So right now, part of me wants to bake them all, eat a few, and save the rest of them for when I get snacky later, but the other part knows that they won’t save well, and then I’ll get stuck eating stale and inflated biscuits, but I’ll still eat them because I have very low standards when it comes to food, which may explain why I’m eating biscuits that come from a tube in the first place.
Okay, I have the solution. I’m going to bake my biscuits, and a few of you guys can come over and I’ll share them with you. And if you don’t come over, I’ll take it as a sign that I should just eat them all myself.
Deal?
Deal!
Sarah & Wendy just did a biscuit baking morning comparing 2 different tube biscuits from Trader Joe’s. We all stood there in Sarah’s kitchen stuffing our faces and all I kept thinking to myself was…Man, I could eat 10 more of these without a sweat.
by Julie Snell on January 14, 2010
Yes, it was beautiful. We will invite you next time.
If you want just one or two, buy the bag of frozen biscuits from Costco. Pillsbury I think. Then you just take out what you want. I think they sell them like that at Target and grocery stores too, if you don’t want i MILLION.
by sarah on January 14, 2010
Pillsbury also sells little mini tubes with like 4 biscuits in them! Genius! Just buy a bunch of those and then they won’t get cold and stale!
by allie on January 14, 2010
After Cailey was born I had an addiction to Bisquik biscuits. I had one with every meal. I think it helps your milk supply. At least that is what I told myself anyway.
by Jenielle on January 14, 2010
great, thanks a lot! now i want to bake my biscuits and/or crescent rolls!
by gorillabuns on January 14, 2010
Hey, I stopped by for biscuits but just as I pulled up I saw someone turn out the lights and draw the blinds. I guess no one was home.
by dgm on January 16, 2010
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