Beckey’s housewife tip number 1, brought to you by Kettle One Vodka, without which, this post wouldn’t be possible

October 9, 2008

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Tip: Do housework while sipping a zippy martini. Here’s why:

1. Cleaning out the pubes in the bathroom won’t seem as offensive
2. You’ll notice you have super human strength; lifting the couches to dust underneath will be a breeze, and you’ll wonder why you’ve never thought of that before.
3. Your multitasking savvy just got a whole lot savvier. Doing 2 things at once will seem like child’s play, and you’ll suddenly be taking on 6 tasks at once: yet none will get finished…

My fingernails are filthy, I got bleach on my 120 dollar sweat pants, and my armpits are dewy and stinky, but I don’t give a rat’s ass because I’m slightly buzzed and my house is clean!! Zing zandan! Thanks Kettle One.

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dgm

dgm
10/12/08
4:17 pm

Will you get hammered and clean my house? Or maybe I’ll drink the Ketel One and outsource the cleaning portion.

Anonymous

Anonymous
10/17/08
3:51 pm

Where in god’s name do you find 120$ sweatpants?

S

S
5/26/09
3:23 pm

Yes! I love getting my buzz on and then cleaning my place. I clean all the little things that I don’t usually notice or clean.

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