Baby See, Baby Chew
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January 4, 2008
Berlyn puts everything in her mouth; yesterday, I saw her with the tip of Zoey’s ear in her mouth. It’s her way of exploring new objects, and I love how inquisitive she is. But it got me thinking, what if that was a trait that humans never outgrew? Imagine a first date with the guy chewing on a corner of the menu to get a better idea of the restaurant. Shoe shopping would be interesting. You bring along your friend Nancy, and both of you gnawing on the same pair of Jimmy Choo flats. Ooh, the monster truck rally! Imagine everyone with their acid wash jeans and fanny packs chewing on their chairs and programs.
I’m glad that we outgrew this, I don’t know what I would if a guy came up to me and started to suck on my hair.
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