A List of Crappy Things that I Don’t Like
June 1, 2009But to make it a bit more fascinating I thought I’d write the post while standing on my head. Because since you can’t see me, that doesn’t really make it fascinating for anyone except myself and my dog, who is currently licking my nostrils. SO, to make it fascinating for you too, I’ve decided to write about each thing separately in the days to come. Oh, wow. It’s kinda like I’m giving you a giant mound of cotton candy for us to share while we ride the Ferris wheel together, huh?
On with the crap:
- Pickles
- Hangnails
- The color cream
- Squid
- Kids
- Dust
- When other people cough or breathe loud
- Fruit Stripe Gum
- Pickles
- My New Neighbors
Are there some things you don’t like?
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tomatoes, brussel sprouts, crappy windshield wipers, people who ask stupid questions (and YES there are such things as stupid questions), cauliflower, people who sniff their runny nose in church (or anywhere for that matter), and pickles – i HATE pickles!!
Overhead lighting
Crowds
When I post a giveaway, a great one I might add, and everyone ignores it.
You must really hate pickles to list them twice. My husband hates them too, he gags if he accidentally eats one. It’s funny as hell.
Bitter melon, kids playing on their DSs in public, okra, capri pants, helicopter parents, some pictures of me in college when I totally had “beer face”, Hannah Montana.
I love pickles.
Haters.
Why all the animosity towards pickles? That makes me sad. I love pickles, think they’re fantastic in fact. On a similar note…have you tried Mezzetta deli-sliced mild pepper rings (aka: banana peppers)? They’re delicious on tuna fish & turkey sandwiches. Honestly, I’m not just making this stuff up.
I am curious to read the upcoming post on why you have Kids on the crappy things list, considering you are carrying baby Jesus
Oh – I LOVE me some pickles.
coughing. OMG. I have very few pet peeves but this is the worst. When other people cough, my aura is scrambled for at least seven hours.
Goober Grape, that combo peanut butter and jelly stuff.
Crocs, fever blisters, when people are consistently flakey, gnats, the spelling of “gnat”
-When you find gum in your purse but it’s covered in crumbs.
-Crumbs in your purse.
-Being at work now without a dust buster to get them out…crap.
peee essss.
I would say your background was the color cream.
Is Fruit Stripe Gum the one with the zebra on the package? I sure hope not, because every time Jason and I are at the grocery store checkout, he points to it and says, “My sister loves that gum!”
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