A List of Crappy Things that I Don’t Like


June 1, 2009

But to make it a bit more fascinating I thought I’d write the post while standing on my head. Because since you can’t see me, that doesn’t really make it fascinating for anyone except myself and my dog, who is currently licking my nostrils. SO, to make it fascinating for you too, I’ve decided to write about each thing separately in the days to come. Oh, wow. It’s kinda like I’m giving you a giant mound of cotton candy for us to share while we ride the Ferris wheel together, huh?

On with the crap:

  • Pickles
  • Hangnails
  • The color cream
  • Squid
  • Kids
  • Dust
  • When other people cough or breathe loud
  • Fruit Stripe Gum
  • Pickles
  • My New Neighbors

Are there some things you don’t like?


tomatoes, brussel sprouts, crappy windshield wipers, people who ask stupid questions (and YES there are such things as stupid questions), cauliflower, people who sniff their runny nose in church (or anywhere for that matter), and pickles – i HATE pickles!!

by allie on June 1, 2009

Overhead lighting


When I post a giveaway, a great one I might add, and everyone ignores it.

by ashley on June 1, 2009

You must really hate pickles to list them twice. My husband hates them too, he gags if he accidentally eats one. It’s funny as hell.

by Miss Yvonne on June 1, 2009

Bitter melon, kids playing on their DSs in public, okra, capri pants, helicopter parents, some pictures of me in college when I totally had “beer face”, Hannah Montana.

I love pickles.

by dgm on June 1, 2009


by sarah on June 1, 2009

Why all the animosity towards pickles? That makes me sad. I love pickles, think they’re fantastic in fact. On a similar note…have you tried Mezzetta deli-sliced mild pepper rings (aka: banana peppers)? They’re delicious on tuna fish & turkey sandwiches. Honestly, I’m not just making this stuff up.

by E to the J on June 1, 2009

I am curious to read the upcoming post on why you have Kids on the crappy things list, considering you are carrying baby Jesus 🙂

Oh – I LOVE me some pickles.

by Julie Snell on June 1, 2009

coughing. OMG. I have very few pet peeves but this is the worst. When other people cough, my aura is scrambled for at least seven hours.

by Lora on June 2, 2009

Goober Grape, that combo peanut butter and jelly stuff.

by Aaron on June 2, 2009

Crocs, fever blisters, when people are consistently flakey, gnats, the spelling of “gnat”

by andrea on June 2, 2009

-When you find gum in your purse but it’s covered in crumbs.
-Crumbs in your purse.
-Being at work now without a dust buster to get them out…crap.

peee essss.
I would say your background was the color cream.

by Hayli on June 2, 2009

Is Fruit Stripe Gum the one with the zebra on the package? I sure hope not, because every time Jason and I are at the grocery store checkout, he points to it and says, “My sister loves that gum!”

by amanda on June 2, 2009

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