Mamma Sarah
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September 18, 2008
This website allows you to find out what your name would be if Sarah Palin was your mom.
If Sarah Palin was my mom, I would be very accustomed to putting my hair up in one of these thingies:
there would be an abundance of windbreakers laying around our house, and Taint would be my middle name.
Click on this website, type in your name, and a new, fancier, all American name will appear. It’s more fun than guzzling Miller Lite and eating apple pie out of the back of your Chevy pick-up.
I tried both Rebecca and Beckey, and found that my names would be:
Buster Taint Palin & Fleck Rookie Palin
Berlyn’s name would be: Creation Schwarzkopf Palin
Pat’s name would be: Flag Cobra Palin
And our dog Zoey would be: Muzzle Mammoth Palin, which is actually quite fitting for her.
Find out your name and report back to me, I’m eager to find out what Sarah Palin would name you.
I did that thingee yesterday and I am “Stepper Choke Palin.” Love it.
by Aimee Greeblemonkey on September 18, 2008
Chevy General…. if you can imagine. It sounds like a General Motors vehicle intended for military use-
by maurine on September 18, 2008
ok- bummer- on a thought I went back and tried again. This time I’m Roller Texas Palin.
by maurine on September 18, 2008
I’m Chisel Dustop Palin… no idea what that means?
by Jenielle Krusiewicz on September 18, 2008
Rot Pipeline Palin, reporting for duty, sir!
by dgm on September 18, 2008
Hmmm…. Melissa Joan is:
Bullet Bodycheck Palin
That’s better than a porno name any day!
by Missy @ Marketing Mama on September 18, 2008
Chap Poach Palin.. Weird
by Lisa on September 21, 2008
i would be lean pipe palin
and gabriel would be shaver razorback palin
i am jealous of gabriel’s name.
by carlie.renee. on October 16, 2008
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