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Mamma Sarah

This website allows you to find out what your name would be if Sarah Palin was your mom.

If Sarah Palin was my mom, I would be very accustomed to putting my hair up in one of these thingies:

there would be an abundance of windbreakers laying around our house, and Taint would be my middle name.

Click on this website, type in your name, and a new, fancier, all American name will appear. It’s more fun than guzzling Miller Lite and eating apple pie out of the back of your Chevy pick-up.

I tried both Rebecca and Beckey, and found that my names would be:

Buster Taint Palin & Fleck Rookie Palin

Berlyn’s name would be: Creation Schwarzkopf Palin

Pat’s name would be: Flag Cobra Palin

And our dog Zoey would be: Muzzle Mammoth Palin, which is actually quite fitting for her.

Find out your name and report back to me, I’m eager to find out what Sarah Palin would name you.