25 Random Things


February 4, 2009
I got tagged to do a list of 25 random things on Facebook, and because I got tagged, I must honor that, and do as I’m told. For those who asked for a list of 25 Random things, this is all for you:
  • I always get in bar fights
  • My favorite meal is pureed lemon peel and liver
  • My middle name is Frank
  • My mother was a Pakistani prostitute
  • I bathe in cod oil
  • I was born with 3 eyeballs, the third one was on my shin, and I had it removed
  • My favorite smell comes from the anus and surrounding areas of a bonobo
  • I tell time by looking ant formations
  • My natural hair color is green
  • I try to avoid the letter K
  • My pillow is a zip lock bag filled with leaves
  • I think the most relaxing-happy place is in stirrups at the gynecologist. 
  • Steve Buscemi is the sexiest man alive. I daydream about licking his nostrils
  • I have webbed toes
  • At night I’m convinced my body will be taken to Mars and made into ice cream
  • I have a extensive poo fly collection I keep in my enclosed shower
  • I sleep in a tiny hole cut out of the wall
  • My favorite first date was a night at the slaughter house
  • I have a tattoo of a donkey’s head on a porcupine’s body
  • I wash my clothing in the gutter outside of my neighborhood’s mortuary
  • My favorite song goes like this, “doo do do doo.”
  • My fingernails are over 6 inches long
  • I like to put frog intestines into everything I bake
  • When I’m incredibly happy I shit myself
  • I eat deodorant as an afternoon snack


Awesome list! I wish I would have thought of that. I was tagged and resisted for a while but finally caved in due to the peer pressure.

by ShellyD on February 4, 2009

Geez, now I feel bad. I’ve been tagged like a bizillion times, because I’m so popular, but I just can’t bring myself to do it. I feel like if I think of 25 random things about me and tell everyone it’s like I’m throwing away 25 random things to blog about.

PS. You have to change your blogroll to my new blog address or else all your peeps who stalk my blog won’t be able to find me. And in this economy who can stand to be losing readership?

by sarah on February 4, 2009

you made me so freaking happy I shit myself too! That was the best thing I have read for a long time lady! rawk.

by amy on February 8, 2009

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