HIPPO BRIGADE

The Lawrence Welks Show

This skit from SNL had me doubled over in pain from laughing so hard:

You Didn’t Know? I’m a Model.

My friend Rhea found this photo on Nordstrom’s website, and it looks just like me, except for the geogous hair, the high cheekbones, and that curly haired baby.

Thanks Rhea, for boosting my self-esteem.

I Heart Bravo!

Bravo is launching a new show about the celebrity stylist Rachel Zoe. I can’t wait!!

Hands Free

As many of you know California and some other states just passed a law on July 1st requiring us to wear a hands free device while we drive and talk on the phone.  

Even More Courteous than the Courtesy Flush

It’s a air freshener that you spray into the toilet before you take a dump, to prevent the whole bathroom from smelling like your poop.

SHUT UP!

I can’t decide if I think this is cool or completely neurotic.

My Newest Obsession

I want this:

Popetiquette

We are all so excited that the Pope is in America. Here are some pointers to remember when you meet him, brought to you by this guy:
Popetiquette: The Pontiff will always attempt to eat his soup course with a scepter until he is gently corrected by the host’s wife.

Popetiquette: The Pontiff will always offer the last scone to the least attractive person at his table; and you’re not allowed to cry.

Popetiquette: While dining with the Pontiff, if you stump him on New Testament trivia, he has to give you a piggyback ride around the table.

Popetiquette: If you find the Pontiff’s pot of gold, he has to grant you one wish.

Imitation = Flattery

Pat found this save the date card today. It’s adorable, our congratulations to the happy couple:

Humm, something about their card looks vaugely familiar:

Oh, yeah, that’s because it looks EXACTLY like ours! That’s cute.

Once a year. Period

This was a SNL commercial for all the ladies. I laughed so hard, that I think I started my period.

Pat wants this laptop bag:

Should I buy it for him?