Hippo Brigade

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I colored my hair last night, and now I look like Harriet from small wonder circa 1985, bangs and all.

let’s just say, it was not the look I was going for.

Don’t worry, I’m a professional

July 23, 2008

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This is pretty much a typical day at hair school for me:

It’s filled with fawning and adoration by gay men who love to touch my hair and give me elegant up-dos with hair pieces purchased at the 99 cent store.

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Berlyn met some very nice horses the other day.

They all came over to greet her, and look at her with their giagantic eyeballs.

Berlyn was a bit unsure. She kept shaking her head “no” and clinging on to me.

But then she made a friend with this nice fellow, and pet him on his sweet little horsie cheek.

And mom realized that her sweat pants are very unflattering, and she will try to not leave the house when she wears them.

Because I haven’t inadated you enough with photos of my recient trip to San Francisco:

July 1, 2008

It was the Pride Parade in San Francisco this weekend. We left on Friday, and just missed it. I was kinda sad, I think it would have been pretty fantastic to have seen it. Plus, it would’ve made a fun blog entry.

Blue Tractors

June 16, 2008

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Just in case you forgot how cute Berlyn was, here’s a reminder:

May 23, 2008

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Please Tell Me This Is A Joke…

April 29, 2008

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This sign is up all over my neighborhood.

The cold truth is little Billy, if I find your snake while I’m out walking my dog and baby, I will either throw my shoe at it, while keeping my eyes firmly shut, or run home as fast as I can and lock the door, because snakes are smart, and can probably work a door knob.