November 25, 2007
About Me
You’re probably wondering, “who is this hack, and why does she have her own website?” To answer that, I’m Beckey, and I am just a sassy narcissist that wants to write about my mundane life and make believe that it’s more magical and fancy than it really is. I am a mom. It came on somewhat suddenly, like a case of diarrhea. There I was minding my business, and BAM, I got pregnant. Nine blissful, flagellating, frustrating, hormonal, and enchanting months later, Berlyn was born. She’s pretty cool, and although it took a while, I really like her. I am a stay at home mom, I don’t like to do housework, exercise, or paint my toe nails, but I do like squeeze my baby, read fashion magazines, drink coffee, and listen to good music.
Ohh, I do hope you like my website. Make yourself at home and come back often. If you want to say something nice to me, email me, if you want to say something mean, you can suck it.